ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

(via willisahappygrahamcracker)

sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

overlypolitebisexual:

sims 4 advertising “gay sims” like we havent been making our sims gay since the game first came out lmfao

(via willisahappygrahamcracker)

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

(via pizza)

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

(via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

foxnewsofficial:

i know what you’re going through i read the perks of being a wallflower 

(via luke-flywalker)

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

image

(via pizza)

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

image

(via geekpng)

troyesivan:

yvette-ettevy:

well-loki-here:

#the closest thing to loki we have defending tumblr rights

TROYE ARE YOU SEEING THIS I SWEAR

Appropriate time to reblog. *sharpens cake server*

(via geekpng)

dre4ms-vs-reality:

imacuntasaurous:

sad blog ☹

sad b&w blog♣

ssuppitysupsupsupmyfrizzle:

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT 

 I WANT DAN AND PHIL TO COLLAB WITH TYLER AND TROYE 

AND CALL THE VIDEO “TROYLER VS PHAN”

AND TROYLER HAVE A DARE TO KISS EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK 

OK AND THEN DAN AND PHIL HAVE THE SAME DARE

AND DAN SAYS “WE CAN DO BETTER”

AND HE JUST KISSES HIM HARD ON HIS LIPS 

THAT IS WHAT I WANT

(via geekpng)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via that-funny-blog)